Lady Gaga Didn’t Always Have a Penis

1 Dec

Apparently Lady GaGa used to be hot…and talented.  Also, formerly named “Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.”  But unlike with Karen O, I’ll hold my tongue any further, lest I enrage the masses.  Finally, let’s be honest, I totally see where she’s coming from.  I’d sell my soul for quick and easy millions.  Life is hard enough as it is, so why go through it poor?  When you break it down like that, makes a lot of sense why she abandoned her classic musical training and now sings “tranny pop.”


Now for her current stripper persona:

And a glimpse inside her mind (Tksama was on the right track):


2 Responses to “Lady Gaga Didn’t Always Have a Penis”

  1. schuyfi December 1, 2009 at 2:03 PM #

    You know Blaise went to school with her right?

    • Lord_B December 1, 2009 at 2:20 PM #

      So he probably tried to have sex with her and thus can confirm one of two things: A) has a penis B) is a bitch cause s/he wouldn’t hook up with him

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